Hear this, NASA is predicting that a 6 1/2 ton  giant satellite is coming to a town near you! But not in a good way, this huge thing is supposed to crash to Earth on or around September 23.

And this is the best part, “There is a 1-in-3,200 chance of satellite debris hitting a person on the ground, odds that NASA says are extremely remote.” credit to Space.com

But wait, here’s the good part, they don’t know where it is gong to crash. They are hoping that it will crash into the ocean, oh yea, that sounds good to me!

“Geez Martha, what the hell is that?”

It’s not enough that we have to worry about unemployment, teen drivers, the new 5th grade math, and running out of margaritas, now it’s space junk falling out of the sky!  How will I explain this to the wranglers? What will we do? Roast marshmallows?  Have a block party? 

Kids love this kind of stuff. They already think they are gonna skip bedtime and wait to find out where it’s gonna crash. Hmmm, don’t think so, if anyone is gonna stay up and party, it’s Mommies In Orbit, just the excuse I need to let it rip!

1 Comment

  1. Michael Ann

    Oh man. Between that and the giant asteroids that are supposed to crash here too, we are doomed! Better get out those Margaritas NOW!