The Black Dog always manages to give us a good laugh!
Do your kids come up with crazy random thoughts that are out of this orbit? I realize it’s part of the whole process of them trying to become human beings. LOL! Some of the things I’ve overheard! Where do these random thoughts come from? Here’s an EEG brain wave…
Yes, it can really happen! Believe me, I ripped through my forties without even noticing and orbited right into the next decade. I’ve always been a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous. I pull up next to these svelte little sports cars in the parking lot with my…
I’m beginning to think that parenting is a lot like Halloween. Parenting can be scary,spooky, hair-raising and fun, all at the same time. My kids physically wear the costume on October 31st, but the rest of the year they appear to morph into different creatures! Most days they resemble Casper,…
Now that Mommies In Orbit is mending from “dental hell” and I mean, it really exists, I’m considering doing some ass-kickin’ of my own. I’m ready to break out my very first pair of cowboy boots! I know right, what the hell is the big deal about it? Well…
The Mom Suit of Armor we need to protect us against our kids!
“If you step outside before dawn during the next week or so, you might try to catch a view of some “cosmic litter” that has been left behind in space by Halley’s Comet: the Orionid meteor shower.” http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44908882/ns/technology_and_science-spaceI hereby claim that parenting causes cosmic litter in the brain!…
“I am the Master of the toys!””I am the Master of your mind!”
When I imagine a diagram of my life here in this earthlyOK this diagram is borrowed from Space.com, but when I saw it, it so reminded me of my own life diagram with, the wranglers.
Remember those quiet Sunday afternoons long before we had kids? Browsing through the Sunday paper, without thousands of interruptions or watching a movie in it’s entirety. Got me to thinking about how folks found peace and quiet way back when. “Bye kids, see you when Halley’s Comet returns!”Don’t…