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You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
- Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don’t care.
- You wonder why you ever feared being alone.
- You can’t use the bathroom or take a shower without being interrupted.
- Getting up at 7 is sleeping in.
- You feel guilty about everything you do and everything you don’t do.
- A “vacation” is a 30-minute trip to Target … BY YOURSELF!
- You know you are a mom if you no longer think that terror and joy are incompatible emotions, as they have become your way of life.
- You’re constantly checking the back seat of the car when you’re driving alone because it feels like you’re forgetting “something.”
- You have started saving for that Virgin Galactic flight to space that costs $200,000!
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