“Everybody’s wearin’ skinny jeans. Everybody got to look skinny in their jeans. Newt Gingrich—saw him the other day at Five Guys. Newt Gingrich was wearin’ a blazer with some tight skinny jeans.”
OMG, I gave up my skinny jeans when I found out I was having twins, that news was painful enough. The kids skinny jeans make getting ready for school a team effort. You must have everything on before you put on your skinny jeans, including socks.
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| A typical stick figure wearing skinny jeans. |
So what’s the difference between skinny jeans and super-skinny jeans? Please let me know if you find out. Airport screening could move a lot faster if we all wore skinny jeans. No hidden items here or there. Yikes!! Here are some folks who could get by wearing skinny jeans, no problem.
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| George, could you fetch my Skinny jeans? |
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| Do I look fat in these skinny jeans? |
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| Ouch! |
Fashion will proceed as we know it and whoever wants to wear skinny jeans will, and as for me, I’m pretty happy in my Mom jeans. How about you? I have a hunch Mick Jagger may have created Skinny Jeans.
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| Skinny Jeans Mick. |
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