Is There An App for That?

I figure by now, there’s an app for anything you want to do. Apple’s App store claims they have over 500,00 apps. My kids have pages of Apps on their iPods. Some of my son’s favorites are “Reckless Getaway,” sounds like something from his forthcoming teen years!  He also has one called, “Backwards Cam.” That one is just as it sounds, you can video something and then play it backwards, which is actually hilarious, esp. if it’s Mommies In Orbit racing around the kitchen at dinner time.

But, I NEED an app for the preteen years, you know when the hormone rage starts and the screaming never ends. An app that would make it all go away! Just download it and forget it. The app could provide me with down to the minute advice on how to handle two-pre-teens. To the point advice for Moms facing those upcoming crisis years.

For instance the app could advise me just which action I should use for the current situation:

RUN like Hell, PLUG your EARS, POUR a LARGE VODKA, SIT IN CAR with Windows Up, or  WAIT FOR STORM TO PASS.

We’ve had quite a few solar storms here lately. Both kids have been at it, I think it’s the stress of starting middle school and knowing that summer break is not coming back for a while. Right now we’re in between solar flares, but just, wait a few minutes…. that’s all it takes and BOOM!