I’m pretty sure that Skinny Jeans aren’t going out of style anytime soon. I look at the Skinny Jeans at Target for kids, and think, “How can a person be that small? Do these things stretch? What if my Dear Daughter gets wrangled up in these, who do we call for help?
I have second-hand experience with Skinny Jeans. Dear Daughter and I have gone round and round about which came first, the socks or the skinny jeans? This is where we have run into some engineering problems. Don’t be in a hurry when you plan on wearing your Skinny Jeans, these things take time. Will my SJ fit today after my pizza binge yesterday? What shoes will look good? If my shoes are too big, will my feet and ass look ginormous in these skinny jeans?
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| Wear with Caution!! |
Will I be doing anything athletic today and are my Skinny Jeans flexible enough to take the heat? Will I have to sit down for extended periods of time and will I still have circulation in my lower extremities when I try to stand up?
Should SJ comes with a medical warning label stating:
“Wear At Your Own Risk!! Sudden loss of feeling in legs may occur without warning!”
I’m sure that people in larger cities who have to run for cabs have perfected the “Skinny Jeans Shuffle.” It’s a necessity to know how to do the “shuffle” to avoid being left out in the snow drifts and freezing temps. Should we pester the clothing manufacturers to weave in more lycra into Skinny Jeans, so even Mommies of twins, like me, can squeeze into to some fashionable jeans? Or should I just stick with the Mommy jeans? Mommy jeans have lots more options than Skinny Jeans. You can shove tissues in your pockets, car keys, hot wheels cars, chapstick, and no one will ever notice, they absorb the bulk. However with Skinny Jeans, there is zero tolerance for any items in the pockets.
Next time you’re at the Mall, check out the Skinny Jeans, I have a feeling they are gonna be around for a long time.
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