Have you ever had one of those shopping days with your pre-teen daughter at the mall? You know, when everything you say and do, besides open your wallet, embarrasses the heck out of your kid? What is it about the combination of the fast food, the hum of the flourescent lights…
Have you ever felt like you were being bombarded by your kids? You know what I mean, kind of like blindsided!?! They come out of nowhere, and slam into us, without warning, like an asteroid heading for Earth. Only these types of asteroids are living-breathing kids with an abundance of attitude,…
Do you ever wish you had a suit of armor to protect yourself from your kids’ random outbursts? Well I’ve got just the thing for you, and it’s stylish too. Yep, it’s the same stuff that the guys used to wear back in medieval times. Do you recall…
Is it July already? Not yet. What I mean by dog days, is not the heat, but instead the funny antics of my two canines, Smart Border Collie and The Black Dog, they are bursting with personality! And I mean in a good sort of way. I was lucky enough to get a…
I’m just leaving a note to all my awesome readers that I’ve moved to WordPress and my new address is:https://mommies-in-orbit.comHope you can all join me at my new home! Thanks!
Where are we going to ship our kids off to this Summer? Has anyone give that a thought? I’m all for outsourcing kid activities to someone who can keep two preteens busy for 2 1/2 months! We don’t do summer camps anymore, there are no crops to harvest…
I’ve asked myself this question many times. How in the heck do kids cause parents to accumulate brain clutter at such an alarming rate? What causes this disturbing phenomenon? When was the last time you were able to have and hold one complete thought in your mind, without…
Parenting, it’s all about journeys, milestones and sometimes insanity. That’s not the Wikipedia definition of parenting, but it’s mine. In a mere 13 days we are about to close the doors on our elementary school journey and enter into an entirely new orbit called, Middle School Madness.Not only…
Really, one of these planes flew right over my house today, it was awesome to see and at the same time very much like a Star Wars episode!Click on the link for photos:HD Widescreen Wallpaper.: B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber