Can I Teleport Outta Here Now?

You know those moments when you wish you could just disappear? I think they tend to happen more so in the Winter months than during other times of the year. The kids and the parents are all cooped up in the house and the holidays seem like a long time ago.

Here’s the definition from Wikipedia:

Teleportation is the theoretical transfer of matter from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them.

This is exactly when I wish I could just teleport out of here right now. You know to someplace warm and sunny and teen-free. A nice quiet place, with a big comfy chair, preferably with a balcony overlooking the Gulf of Mexico, to be exact.

Not that I’ve rehearsed this scenario over and over in my head. I’m just saying that at this point in my life, this year, sometime soon, teleportation is definitely on my list!