Fill this large wine glass with an entire bottle of wine!

And then the next day when you’re hung over like as ass and you can’t get out of bed, here’s an alarm clock that will force you to get up.

“When the alarm on the Flying Alarm Clock sounds (and trust us, you’ll hear it!), the propeller launches into the air and bounces around the room. The sound cannot be stopped until you retrieve the propeller and return it to the base station.”

This sucker would last about one day in my house, and someone would fling it out the window and into its own orbit!!

Awesome! These pushpins really get your point across. Whether you’re pissed off at your spouse, or the kids have driven you batty, leave a nasty note for them and stick it with one or more of these push pins. Last but not least, I saved the most awesome gift for last.

Beer Pouch Sweatshirt with Hood

My kinda man!

“Carry a beer without tying up your hands.” This is great for job interviews, meeting the in-laws or taking in a movie.

Santa, I’ve seen it all. Happy New Year!