What has your Elf been up to this holiday season? We have discovered ours has been doing some pretty weird stuff, even for an elf!
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10. Performing acrobatics off the 2nd story landing, thereby tempting the wranglers to do the same.
9. Turning himself into a little ball and rolling across the floor while teasing the hell out of the canines. Woof!
8. Avoiding the mantle where the stockings have been hung and showing up perched on the shower curtain rod, stalker!
7. Scurrying from room to room at bedtime to spook the hell out of those of us who have watched way too many horror flicks!
6. Pantry-diving! Hogging up the best snacks in the house!
5. Hanging fondly from the chandelier, while humming, “Chillin’ On A Dirt Road!” Wouldn’t be a party without this popular activity!
4. Listening in on private phone calls detailing where we are going and what we’ll be doing over the holidays, while expressing his disapproval that he’s not invited.
3. Toilet hopping.
2. Forcing himself to be incredibly flat so that he can “crawl,” yikes, under your bedroom door!
1. And last but not least, slurping out of Mommy’s Baileys bottle, like he needs a drink worse than I do!
Be fair warned, keep a close eye on this dysfunctional little dude, you just never know what pranks he’s planning next!
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