The Verdict Is In: Elf On The Shelf Is A Stalker.

You know the little dude with the rosy cheeks?The one who reappears each and every Christmas? Channel Chick and I have come to the conclusion that, yes, Elf On The Shelf is a  stalker! In fact we both think that all those people at the North Pole dressed in red are really quite nosy. I mean, come on, Santa’s watching us all year to find out if we’re naughty or nice, stalker!

I’ve already got the wranglers stalking me, “Where’s Mom?” “I NEED MOM NOW!” Wouldn’t that be enough already? So what, does Santa use GPS to track our every move?  Are we all in a database under, naughty or nice? We think the ELF transmits information to the North Pole via a broadband connection. And since he appears in a different spot daily, we can’t get away with anything. Double vodka shot in your morning orange juice, he sees it, and reports in. Hiding some delectable cookies just for yourself, caught!  Snooping at what your kid has on her iPod while she’s at school, busted!!

“Mommy, is that ELF a stalker?”

So, you had better watch out!

I see you!