I need some of those high energy gamma rays to keep my two space aliens from taking over the Mothership.  This has been a week from the dark side of space, full of black holes. If it’s not twin… tween bickering right out of this galaxy, then it’s whining, wait, whining, I thought that we had phased out of that orbit.

Crab Nebula’s Powerful Beams, my new BFF!

“Gamma-ray bursts (GRBs) are flashes of gamma rays associated with extremely energetic explosions that have been observed in distant galaxies.”

It’s time to re-think my ass-kickin’ strategies, my parenting model and create something that gets their attention.  I’m not referring to a strategy from a psychology textbook, I’m looking to outer space for some assistance!

My galaxy has been rockin’ all week long. Besides enduring yet another mind-numbing birthday this week, the aliens have been bursting with energy and chaos. Mommies In Orbit is forced to turn to her most awesome weapon to date, the gamma ray!

This could be a useful tool for enforcing postive behvior. How about using a gamma ray for the morning wake up call? Would this get them hopping in the morning? ZZZapp! Hey, did you feel that one? Do we need a repeat performance?  Did you hear Mommy that time, darling?

Awesome!

We will give this a try over the weekend, and I’ll let you know how it goes. OK?