You say you have how many days of school left? How could it be possible that school will be out for the Summer in one month? Whoa, let’s slow down here kids!! Well let’s see, you had 1/2 the winter off via snow days, two spring breaks and now summer break is breathing down my neck?
Is anyone else out there fearful of summer break with their kids? After about one week off, the wranglers will have one thing, and only one thing to say, “Mom I’m bored!” Rocket Boy will have eaten his fill of sugary junk food, and Channel Chick will have read all of her teen magazines, flipped through millions of channels. and painted her nails over and over.
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| Ha, ha, all for me! |
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| Entertain me or else! |
They will suddenly morph into these two creatures, whom I have never seen before. And so summer break begins.
Gone are the days of parking the kids at the table with a brand new play-doh maker and Dora screeching on the tube. Entertaining kids in the Tween Orbit is a challenge for all parents.
Camp anyone? How about Camp-Whuck-A-Tuck, an all- inclusive $2,000 a month camp. No bedbugs or creepy spiders here. Have I snagged anyone’s attention yet?
You’ll get limo rides to all the grand activities. They have waterslides like you have never seen before. And no, you won’t have to sleep in a tent or even a musty old cabin. At this swanky camp you will have your own comfy quarters, equipped with flat screen tv’s, and a mini bar stocked full of candy and soda. They even have camp counselors who will tell you a scary story and tuck you in at night, just like home. And when you feel homesick, they offer video chats with Mom and Dad. Come on, kids, it’ll be fun!
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| Camp Whuck-a-tuck! |
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