So Mommy winged it through another summer with the wranglers in tow, hooray! I’ve already got my cheerleading routine worked out for after the bus pulls away! In the meantime, the kids and The Scientist got me a bunch of balloons celebrating Mommy not losing her schmidt, completely.  

Please, you’ll be home by 4:00 pm!

Many times last year I would be waiting in the car ready to get the hell outta here when Dad got home. I’d speed out of the driveway like a Mommy Maniac! Something was different about this year, perhaps Rocket Boy and Channel Chick are growing up a bit???  

What does this say about my parenting?

Things will be way different tomorrow. I won’t hear MarioKart racing all day long, “Fairly Odd Parents” will not be blaring on the tube, kid things will stay put where they are supposed to be. Smart Border Collie and The Black Dog will rest easy without the bickering. I might even sit down to eat lunch and enroll in some Fall classes.

The wranglers will once again return to the Halls of Knowledge for some learnin’!!  This year they are going to be in the same class, together, sniping at one another across the room, yikes!  Their teacher is awesome, I know she can handle it. 

And what’s in store for Mommies In Orbit?

SILENCE !!!

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