It’s almost that time of year again to pack away the shorts and bring out your favorite pair of skinny jeans! So who’s wearing skinny jeans this year? Just about anyone who can squeeze their ass body into them. Here’s a pair I saw while “shopping” on the web. Do you think Mommies In Orbit should get a pair of these? Yikes! These jeans are called the “Brown Destroyed Denim Skinny Jeans.” Perfect for PTO meetings or a family dinner at the in-laws on Sunday night! ” Could you please pass the meatloaf?”
“Would you just look at the hussy in those skinny jeans?” |
I know, right! |
I betcha Mark Twain would have something profound to say about skinny jeans. He may have penned something like this, “A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”
Mark Twain
“I shall never, ever wear skinny jeans!” |
Skinny jeans were not made for all folks, especially those hard working cowboys in the wild west days. What would have happened to our country if some of those dudes had gone strolling around in their skinny jeans, instead of roping and riding? I’m thinking there would have been a lot of ass-kickin’ going on in those saloons.
Does this dude look like he even gives a flying crap about fashion? |
And what about his horse, does he look like he has time for any bullshit? Mommies In Orbit doesn’t own a pair of skinny jeans, and never will. I’m the claustrophobic-type, and the thought of wearing something that snug is just beyond me. Please give me some Wranglers or Levi’s and I’m good to go for Fall!
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