Have you ever felt like you were being bombarded by your kids? You know what I mean, kind of like blindsided!?! They come out of nowhere, and slam into us, without warning, like an asteroid heading for Earth. Only these types of asteroids are living-breathing kids with an abundance of attitude, babble and BS!
“The impactors that pummeled the Earth and moon nearly 4 billion years ago were primarily asteroids, a new study of lunar rocks collected by Apollo astronauts suggests.”
Yea, something like that!
http://www.space.com/15732-asteroid-impacts-moon-lunar-cataclysm.html
As kids turn into preteens, the parent-child collisions increase, and so do the headaches. When you have twins, they crash into you from both sides at the same time, and the parental unit doesn’t stand a chance!
This is just about where Mommies In Orbit is right now. These particular types of collisions come in all shapes, sizes, colors and intensities. Depending upon what time of day it is, these episodes can range from something similar to a random comet racing through the night sky, or a huge asteroid slamming into the Mother Ship.
These types of impact can either rock a parent’s world or make them stronger. And at this point in time, it feels like my little world is a-rockin’. But I won’t let them take me down, like perhaps, a giant asteroid took down the mighty dinosaurs. We have a long way to go, we’re only looking at Middle School this Fall, and already I feel like I’m 100 years old. But not to worry……
Mommies In Orbit is not going down like Triceratops, she is staying firmly planted in her very own orbit!
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