You know what it’s like when you’ve had a long day with two hormonally charged wildebeests, kids who are just…. hell on wheels? Well that’s been my day! Where has my sense of humor gone? I lost it again. Mommies In Orbit can usually channel her frustration by reading about solar flares or black holes that use the power of gravity to pull things toward it. Well tonight I would like to break free from the earth’s gravitational pull and wander aimlessly through space, alone.
Kids exhibit strange behavior at times, just like black holes. They lurk about at the center of my galaxy disrupting my thoughts. Now I know why I avoided motherhood like the plague for many years. And to this I toast the famous saying below:
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