I’ve noticed a lot more pushin’ and shovin’ this joyful holiday shopping season. And cart racing, OMG, it’s a new indoor sport. Ready, set, go, let’s see how many shoppers we can mow down. Winner gets a candy cane! They’re like those bulls who charge the guys with the red capes in Spain. DON’T even wear a red sweater, or you’re gonna get it, most likely where the sun don’t shine!
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| Holiday Shoppers looking for a bargain! |
Or how about the “people” who totally invade your personal space. They charge up beside you, knock your purse off your shoulder, and grab the goods, all without saying a word, cause you know, you don’t really exist when you are in public, only THEY do!!
I can fully understand someone being in a hurry, but geezzz, there are sparks flying off the wheels of the shopping carts. Take a Valium, will ya?
Let’s talk about standing in line. You would have thought they were in a torture chamber in a castle. Get over it, you’re just temporarily waiting, not strung up on a rack! “Uhmmm, I’d like to mention to those of you who can’t smile or walk at a normal pace, there is Internet shopping available, with free shipping, morons!!”
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| “Are you comfy yet?” |
And don’t get me started on the parking lots. We can’t all have spaces 1-5 near the door. Would it kill you to walk a couple of extra steps, and maybe leave some of the front row spaces for the elderly, and Moms with small kids? And they say it’s the season to be jolly! I know, Mommies In Orbit is getting cranky. Time for another space mission. I think this time I’ll be orbiting in the “silent orbit.” Wish me luck!
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| Target’s parking lot! |
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