“An alien planet warps it’s solar system.”
http://www.space.com/13873-alien-planet-crooked-bend-star-debris-disk.html
OK, now we’re talking about life here at Mommies In Orbit! This alien planet that I call home is headed for some major warping. Add that to the brain clutter I’ve been experiencing the last eleven years, and whoa Santa, something gotta give!
Now toss in that extra-lengthy Christmas vacation that the wranglers will be embarking upon soon, and I can feel myself shifting right into the insanity orbit. Channel Chick and Rocket Boy move at the speed of light during the holidays, 186,000 mi/sec.
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| Fifth Grade Math! |
That Elf On The Shelf has been causing major upheavals in Mommy’s orbit. I never know where it’s gonna turn up. This morning I found him hiding on the computer keyboard! Who else out there thinks he’s creepy? We have quite a few names for him.
Stalker On The Shelf
Creep On The Shelf
Freak On The Shelf
I have a theory about him. He was a misguided child from a very dysfunctional family. He ran away to join the circus, but when he was rejected, he thus began his fruitful career of just hanging around peoples homes over the holidays. I don’t think he will ever get the psychological help he needs.
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| “I just wanted to be part of the circus, now I’m a stalker!” |
So as we plunge head first into the holidays, my brain clutter doubles in size, my solar system is out of whack, and the vodka bottle is nearing empty. Yo wranglers, Mom’s going out for a while, be good while I’m gone!
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