Of course I’m ready for the huge rock! After spending an entire week with the wranglers as their only human target, authority figure in the home, I think I can take on the hurtling asteroid. I’m used to dealing with “potentially hazardous objects.” You may even know their names, Rocket Boy and Channel Chick, although they had quite a few other names this week.
On Tuesday, this rather large object is expected to fly between the Earth and the moon, somehow, I know I’ll sleep better just having that little nugget of information. When the doctor hurled the information at me that I was having twins, I knew then I could take on just about anything. Space junk doesn’t even scare me, you know the random satellites falling to the Earth occasionally, piece of cake. What does scare me are my kids! When those two get together, they are comparable to a space explosion! That’s me, Mommies In Orbit, right smack in the middle!
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| “Oh, an asteroid is coming!” |
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| Mother and children! |
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/close-encounter-asteroid-kind-232121465.html
What will the teenage years be like? I predict that those years will be like gamma ray bursts. Those are the high energy forms of light that release a colossal amount of energy in a brilliant blast. Of course this phenomenon will be coupled with two teenage drivers, rustling over who gets the car on Friday night. Will I be able to hack it? Are they still serving fishbowl margaritas?
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