Yes, I faintly recall that I used to have a life outside of the house, kids and dogs. I even left the country once, for two years, to Germany. What happened? Oh yea, I’m a Mom now. The orbit that I entered 10 years ago, is the most limiting, wacked-out elliptical orbit, this space person has ever seen. It  prohibits a Mom to travel beyond her little planets. It goes something like this:

According to Newton, gravity is the reason planets and stars and other celestial objects orbit around each other. The bigger the celestial body, the more mass it can exert on smaller objects around it.”
from universetoday.com 

This particular orbit has many restrictions, a frantic pace, and many ridiculous interruptions from the smaller objects, Rocket Boy and Channel Chick. There is always chaos here!  I can run, but I can’t hide. You can see, the nagging “X” and “Y” right on my tail, I just can’t seem to escape.

Can’t you just feel the aggravation?

And once you begin this madness, “X” and “Y” will always be there, right in your face. And if “X” and “Y” happen to be twins, you are royally screwed, kiss your freedom goodbye! Since my little objects are now tweens, I see myself having to exert more and more of my mass upon these smaller, but smart mouth objects. It’s just the way the universe works. My orbital path is full of obstacles, what should I do? Should I call NASA and ask advice? Should we use this as a science experiment for my kids? Or I could inquire if they have martini bars in outer space. Yes, that will work, for now!



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