Something strange has been going on here in the Midwest lately. Since the wranglers started school last week they have been either, laughing out loud resembling wild hyenas or snapping at my heels like velociraptors! Since I can’t seem to figure it out by reading one of those parenting manuals, I turn to the skies for answers!
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Since I’m such a kick-ass astrophysicist and have studied space, like-forever, I consider myself, an expert. We are currently shifting into the emotional orbit. This orbit is unsteady! Beware, it’s full of tweens and teenagers. If you listen closely on a clear night, you can hear the howling and whining in the dark skies.
From what I gather, this is normal behavior for these kids, it’s a part of growing up! Some objects in space will follow circular orbits, if that’s the case with your darling, then you might be able to see maturity on the horizon. If your wranglers are following an elliptical orbit, look out! You can expect wild mood swings for the next several years! The only comfort I can offer, is to pour yourself a very large martini, and wait it out!
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I hear that these wild elliptical mood swings don’t last forever, just long enough to cause enough parental grief to turn us into babbling aliens. But there is hope, I hear that in 2016 a company named Orbital Technologies plans to, ” launch a hotel in orbit – 217 miles above Earth.” You can make your reservations at:
Mommies In Orbit is also a contributor for the awesome website : http://www.motheringinthemiddle.com
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