This Mom is toying with the idea of outsourcing my daily childcare duties and household chores, why didn’t I think of this when the twins were babies? Businesses do it, why shouldn’t Moms do it? I can think of some duties I would love to outsource, not just cleaning and cooking.
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How about outsourcing those awful tween tantrums? Let someone else provide the punishment service while you kick back and have a martini? When Dear Daughter ramps up into one of her hormonal mood swings, I can just hit #3 speed dial and assistance is on the way.
Or when my Little Dude is constantly sliding around the house proclaiming that he is bored for the 100th time, that would be #4 on my cell, no need to fret. They can plan out his whole day from roller skating to movies and all I have to do is write a check. Can it really be that easy?
This could be you kicking back with a Coca-Cola while the service you’ve so carefully chosen is playing the role of soccer Mom. You can relax, your car will stay free of juice boxes, wrappers, and here’s an added bonus, no heavy equipment to haul around and no stinky shoes and socks in your car. Put the top down and take a ride.
What about those dreaded orthodontic appointments and trips to the pediatrician? This is also something that can be outsourced. For a small fee, you won’t have to sit in those germy waiting rooms reading magazines from last Summer. It’s all been taken care of while you spend the afternoon at the mall. What a breeze! When it comes to that LONG summer vacation, what to do with the kids, have no fear, I know a company that will plan the kids entire summer break for them. You want to go to the beach and relax and the kids want to traipse all around Disneyland? Why that can be outsourced too.
What the heck, you wanna fly first class and not be bothered by sticky fingers and complaining? Your personal travel service can arrange for you and your kids to have separate class seating. Enjoy your flight!!!
Remember to put this number on speed dial, 1-800-OUT-SOURCE-(MOM’S DUTIES) and have yourself a relaxing day!
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