Please don’t go away summer! Though you’ve been hotter than hell this year, we don’t want you to go. Smart Border Collie loves romping around the pool daring us to splash her.I can see the turquoise water from the kitchen window. It beckons me to leave the laundry and…
Could I have a do-over?
Something strange has been going on here in the Midwest lately. Since the wranglers started school last week they have been either, laughing out loud resembling wild hyenas or snapping at my heels like velociraptors! Since I can’t seem to figure it out by reading one of those parenting manuals, I…
While I was out today cruising around looking for antique stores, I spyed this chick in an old time phone booth. I haven’t seen one of those in years. Yes, Mommies In Orbit is over the hill, I did grow up in the era when these hot metal boxes peppered…
So the wranglers made it through their second day of school, in the same class! I didn’t hear any fire alarms, police cars, or howling banshees when I drove past the school. What I did hear when they came home, were two different stories, about nearly everything. Same teacher,…
So Mommy winged it through another summer with the wranglers in tow, hooray! I’ve already got my cheerleading routine worked out for after the bus pulls away! In the meantime, the kids and The Scientist got me a bunch of balloons celebrating Mommy not losing her schmidt, completely. Please, you’ll…
Road trip to Hermann, MO., back to my roots, beautiful river city town founded in 1837. My great-grandparents grew up here and raised a family. Should be an interesting trip, especially the wineries, LOL! I’ll be posting some photos later, and if the wranglers misbehave on our trip,…
Yea, that’s right, I want to go back to school with the rest of the college kids. I mean on campus, with a dorm room and all that stuff. I know, I’m dreaming. Mommies In Orbit has kids to raise, 5th grade math to help out with (yea right)…