First thing, I hope everyone made it safely into the New Year, 2012!Let’s just rocket right into the science of kid behavior and one of my favorite phrases.Can anyone recall their kids belting out the words, “You’re Not The Boss Of Me!!!!” Sounds kinda cute and smarty-pants when they…
Have you ever just really wanted a BIG glass of wine but didn’t want have to get up for refills? Here’s your answer. Just filler up, great for parties, PTO time, and corporate bullshit meetings.Fill this large wine glass with an entire bottle of wine!And then the next day when…
Yep, the wranglers are “up North,” visiting family members, in another state. Life is completely awesome, very different for Mommies In Orbit when their tween attitude, smart-mouth, and door-slamming-performances are many miles away! The noise level here has dropped from the grating sounds of a mall construction site, to the pitter…
F-22 RaptorCredit to Lockheed Martin.
I hope everyone had a good Christmas in one way or another. If your family is anything like mine, whacked out and wonderful, you can’t wait to bolt the door behind them and then proceed to guzzle straight vodka before they have backed out of the driveway! LOL!Each and every one of our family…
The XBlaster 200 is the ultimate handheld air-powered weapon, ideal for close range combat. Sure it looks cool, but here’s the part that creeps me out,H2Grow Technology allows you to grow and refill your ammo for unlimited battle! Not in my house Rocket Boy, we’ll take a pass on…
What has your Elf been up to this holiday season? We have discovered ours has been doing some pretty weird stuff, even for an elf!Who, me?10. Performing acrobatics off the 2nd story landing, thereby tempting the wranglers to do the same.9. Turning himself into a little ball and rolling…
I’m really hoping that Santa will grant my wish this year for the holidays. I am in desperate need of a multi-stage rocket, one that I can preferably strap to my back. This rocket could prove to be useful during my mid-aged marathon chasing the wranglers.Here’s the equation:Middle aged Mom + two tweens…
Heck no! The time is slipping away faster than last year, what is it? Has the earth’s rotation changed? Is Mommies In Orbit just getting slower? Yes! Does that creepy Elf On The Shelf have something to do with my momentum this year? I don’t know what strange…
Mommies In Orbit is out of commission for the day. She will return tomorrow from the Journey To The Edge of The Universe, National Geo.! AwesomeOver and Out!